| # a dress shirt of a type originating in Hawaii, often brilliantly colored with floral or Polynesian patterns | | # a dress shirt of a type originating in Hawaii, often brilliantly colored with floral or Polynesian patterns |
| + | | passage = No Savile Row suit, no pure silk business ensemble, no costume of any sort, modern or ancient, can possibly beat the traditional '''aloha shirt''' for pure form-follows-function glory. Put on a real '''aloha shirt''', with primary colors detonating all over the surface, and you couldn't hang on to a bummer of a mood if your sister was dating Saddam Hussein. |